The Resolution

[the fisherman]

My better half reminded me that this is the time to set new goals and, set a better course for your life. She also pointed out that for women the diet seems to be the most popular resolution, and thought I should post this diet plan for your wives and girlfriends to help cope with the stress of the holidays and the coming new year............Breakfast: *1 grapefruit *1 slice whole-wheat toast *1 cup skim milk........Lunch: *1 small portion lean steamed chicken *1 cup herbal tea *1 Penguin biscuit.........Afternoon tea: *the rest of the Penguin biscuits from the packet *1 tub of Geno Genilli ice cream with chocolate topping......Dinner:*4 bottles of wine(red or white) *2 loaves of garlic bread *1 family size Supreme Pizza *3 Snickers bars........Late night snack*1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer) She also reminded me that "stressed" is desserts spelled backwards" We sincerly hope this helps.

 

[Tomas Tierra]

You forgot the steamed and seasoned crustaceans Amigo!

 

[Tomas Tierra]

Oh, and a HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL!!!

 

[pvstoy]

Breakfast could use a little work.

 

[Mark W. Ingalls]

talk about 'hyperbolic'...

 

[Marc]

Yuuummmyyy

Happy New Year to all.

marc

 

[terrisjoy]

Fisherman, Happy New year to you and you wife! Thank her for that fabulous diet plan it brought a smile to my face. I love your new profile picture. How does one post pictures? Enjoy Terri

 

[pvstoy]

Terri Go to the bottom of a page and use the pull down to get to the "USER CONTROL PANEL" Then click on "EDIT AVATAR" on the left and browse to a picture that is the right sized. Look at the two pictures below. I too like Fisherman's new Avatar.