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After getting thrown out of a bar, 2 drunks are staggering down the street when they see a dog sitting on the curb, licking his "privates." They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!" The other one looks at him and says, "You better pet him first."

I installed the unit (link below) in about an hour. It would have been quicker but I ran a new fused hot line from the driver side battery because I wanted a "fill time" camera not just when I was in R. It transmits on wifi and works perfectly with my Galaxy S3. I use the phone mount in the...

#13 lqhikers Senior Member Members 440 posts Posted 27 September 2013 - 04:43 PM do not count on getting any response from firestone i cracked a frame way back when i had a toyota w/fwc i felt it was caused by poor design as toyota of that year did not have boxed frame in location of mounting...

When Pam saw the model name (Cougar) on the side of our ATC all she said was "great, just great."

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was...

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I asked a friend for his newspaper. He told me to get with times and handed me his iPad. That fly never saw it coming.

Both gas & diesel around $3.80 in Tucson.

An 85 year old man picks up a brass bottle he finds in the sand on the beach in Miami. When he tries rubbing off the grime a gorgeous, naked 20 something woman appears. She says to the old guy "I'm here to give you super sex." He thinks a moment and replies " I'll have the soup."

Two doctors are vacationing in Vegas. Both are well built, tall, good looking and available. One guy has 2 or 3 hot babes every night ....his buddy? Nada. He asks his friend to tell him his secret. Tomorrow before you go down to the pool put a potato in your trunks. The next day he shoves...

Or maybe tea?

Ditto that!

Drain after every trip

A woman sees footage of a crazy man driving the wrong way on the freeway. She realizes her husband takes the same path home from work. She immediately calls him and warns him of the danger. She says, "Be careful! There's a crazy man driving on the wrong side of the freeway!" The husband replies...

A roman walks into a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says 5 beers please.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish.

Mark, If you go as far as Blanding or Montecello it would be a shame not to go a few miles further to Bluff and take the one day river trip. http://www.riversandruins.com

I haven't but it looked really cool. We've been using the same Weber Smokey Joe (they last forever) for almost 30 years an still like it but new ideas are intriguing.

When a doctor is checking your prostate gland, make sure he doesn't have both hands on your shoulders.

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Delicious! http://www.amazon.com/Medaglia-DOro-Instant-Espresso-Coffee/dp/B009LHXJPG/ref=sr_1_1/183-8083446-5973022?ie=UTF8&qid=1397580757&sr=8-1&keywords=medaglia+d%27+oro

Pix?

How about KOFA? Good for CA, NM, CO AZ. Or TheNorth Rim.

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