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two lawyers were sitting at a bar..a nice looking blond gal comes in and sits down the bar..One lawyer looks at the other and says,"whataya say we buy that gal a couple of drinks and try and f*&$ her?"...the other lawyer says, "outa what?" I JUST LOVE LAWYER JOKES, KEEP EM' COMING, PERSONALLY...

Salty, Spoken like a true diplomat. And I want you to know I agree with everything you (and other gun owners) say. How anyone could mistake your true concern for your fellow man, your passion for others to not buy badly manufactured goods for anger is beyond me. Why I find your timely...

Get a sled you have every other toy on earth. Jon I PM'd you. Better check the address, maybe my spam filter got it first.

A lawyer marries a woman who had divorced ten husbands. On her wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle,I'm still a virgin" "What" said the puzzled groom "How can that be, if you've been married ten times" "Well, husband #1 was a sales representive; he kept telling me how...

Don't think I've heard anyone ever saying they were flawless. EVERY vehicle is going to have its issues. By the way is your buddies rig one of the older body styles? Those I've heard eat up front ends. Personally one of the main things I liked is their quad cab design better than the...

Maybe I'm reading you wrong but you seem to be taking it personal that people haven't picked up on pac brakes which is silly. :confused: I took a quick look at them but the firestones are more readily available and seem to perform acceptably for what we're doing so I went with them. That said...

You Put That Camper On A What? I guess you don't listen to anybody around here either.

Hey Fisherman: When I first looked up Pacbrake it appeared they only made them for the Tundra. I believe you are correct in that they are better. I have now found their phone number and will call them on Monday. I will let you know what I find. Please do not stop giving us your thoughts. I...

there is a lot of farmland in this valley...most of these farm guys drive ford trucks. on tv they drive something different. i dont know where that tv farm is. That's true, and if you go to the lettuce fields of the Salinas Valley the only truck you will see is a Ford, and those guys beat the...

bring this issue up at hogfest...while we are all present....and alert. I'm smart enough to know that I probably shouldn't have brought this up in the first place. I had my reasons, one, we all know I like to stir up as much s%$t as possible, number two, I've taken a fair share of Ford abuse. I...

My best friend here in Whitethorn, his name is Bob Lewis is, or was a die hard Dodge driver. He's given me as much BS as anybody here about the fact that I have a Ford. Well, yesterday out of his mouth comes this "I'm gettin rid of this POS". "Bobby, what's wrong now" I asked. It's the front end...

I've got the Firestone air bags and the only leaks I've had were fixed by tightening up the valve cores. The main reason I went with Firestone was that parts seem to be more readily available than other brands. Rob Follow the herd: every time this airbag question comes up, and it comes up a...

Yes, it is possible to O.D.......onut

Ok, it looks like I need air bags as I appear to be tilting to the left. As you know I have a 2001 Tacoma 4x4 with a fully loaded Bobcat. Please advise which air bags you guys think are best appropriate? Thank you for helping me. Darryl PACBRAKE, I THINK NOW AVAILABLE FOR TACOMAS

911 A man calls 911 and starts shreiking,"My wife is having a baby! You have to help me!" The 911 operator says,"Sir calm down, is this her first child? The man says,"No you idiot, this is her husband!"

Next time you have a "I HATE MY JOB'' day try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure to get this brand. When you get home. Lock the door, draw the curtains and...

Funny thing, I'm way in the middle of nowhere in NE Nevada and a rancher offered a spot to park on his land, complete with wifi :) DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING, I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING WHILE YOU'RE GONE.

At a bus stop two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first Den I come Den two asses come together I come once more Two...

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And invite you inlaws on your trips. They can help push. See, it's almost like I can see into the future.

I just purchased a 2005 Ford Supercrew 4x4 truck and a 2006 Hawk camper a couple of months ago and I thought I'd make my first post with a couple of pics of my wiring project showing the wiring connect the camper battery to the truck. I reviewed the forum and the FWC info and installed a Sure...

So I'm Curious Ok, I've been wondering, what are you "happily selling". We might want to buy some.

Fisherman, Do you need some Bait? I'm just kidding, I wish I was there too, have fun.

We caught over 28 Speckle Trout in the 16 to 22 inch range. It rained Saturday, Sunday and Monday but we Fished between the fronts as they passed. Slept late and toughed out the wet shoes. Our 9 year old on the trip caught 11 of the Specks. I'm not sure I'll take him again. Sorry but I'm not...