Bigfoot Dave
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Ski, thanks for the smile! Bigfoot Dave
I need to hear a good new joke
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A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2024 Super Bowl in Las Vegas, 50 yard line box seats. He paid $9,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding.
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...
It's at St. Michaels Church, at 3pm. The bride's name is Jenny she's 5'5", about 115 lbs, good cook too. She'll be the one in the white dress.
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...
It's at St. Michaels Church, at 3pm. The bride's name is Jenny she's 5'5", about 115 lbs, good cook too. She'll be the one in the white dress.
OP
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Is that St. Michael's in Vegas? I think I could make it.
Me too! May the best man win!
ski3pin said:
All y’all best hope your brides don’t read your posts. Heap o trouble, at least two weeks in the electric chair.Vic Harder said:
Amen to that.Wandering Sagebrush said:
Frank
wait, what does it mean if she suggested it???
ntsqd
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Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism.
It's a light sentence........ and it gives them time to reflect.........
(This one's pretty young, don't think it's full groan yet...... )
Prism.
It's a light sentence........ and it gives them time to reflect.........
(This one's pretty young, don't think it's full groan yet...... )
PaulT
Need gumbo
Maybe not, but it's getting close.
Paul
Paul
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Julie was the first I ran that comment by and those of you who have met her know she has a keen sense of humor. So, no worries from me. 
ski3pin said:
Vic Harder said:
Wandering Sagebrush said:
Casa Escarlata Robles Too said:
Vic Harder said:
NPS humor…
Bro, you want this pamphlet?
Brochure…
Bro, you want this pamphlet?
Brochure…
ntsqd
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Hey all members remember to change your calendar ahead tonight at 2400 hours.
Frank
Frank
Manfred65
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Quote: "Hey all members remember to change your calendar ahead tonight at 2400 hours."
Are you sure the reason for the long February isn´t Global Warming?
Are you sure the reason for the long February isn´t Global Warming?
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Am I catching up, getting ahead, or making up for lost time today?
buckland
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My dad told me to fall behind as soon as you can…. That way you’ll have more time to catch up
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Today I saw a bird get a worm at two in the afternoon. Sleep in everyone!
Hahaha, you first!ski3pin said:
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A squirrel infestation in a small midwestern town.
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God’s divine will.
At the Baptist church the squirrels took an interest in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistry and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unbeknownst to the Baptists, instinctively knew how to swim. Twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. They humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.
The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They did not kill any squirrels but learned how much damage a band of drunken squirrels can do.
The Catholic church came up with a more creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.
The Jewish synagogue was most successful with their approach. They circumcised the first squirrel that showed up. They haven’t seen a squirrel since.
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God’s divine will.
At the Baptist church the squirrels took an interest in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistry and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unbeknownst to the Baptists, instinctively knew how to swim. Twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. They humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.
The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They did not kill any squirrels but learned how much damage a band of drunken squirrels can do.
The Catholic church came up with a more creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.
The Jewish synagogue was most successful with their approach. They circumcised the first squirrel that showed up. They haven’t seen a squirrel since.
Circumcision will do it every time.I guess that's why I don't go to church.
Frank
Frank
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