Hummm.. Rope, spurs and rabbits. You can have a day job wrangling varmints. Maybe become a littlie bow legged and pistols on each hip. Maybe get a mule and say the phrase "Whoa Mule".....
Yup, chores are done, stock is fed and watered. Nope, the hat wasn’t issued. Yup, got the rope, but nope on the spurs. Remember the third tenet of the code. I ain’t gunna be no rabbit wrangler, nor a dog gone rabbit ranger. Mules are up the hill, both John and Jenny. Whoa only fer dogs that are creeping on a point, and I ain’t no Sam.