Dip them in chocolate and then we'll really have something!
People say that smoked porter has a bacon taste, but a couple of small brewers make an actual bacon infused beer. Pretty sure one is in the San Juans for any of you in Washington. Now if we could get a supply of that to DD, I think he could reach true happiness. Probably 300 pounds, as well, but still true happiness.
Ted, I cooked my usual full package of bacon every morning at the last mini rally in the Sierras, but DD
never got his sorry butt out of bed to taste any. He blamed Cort of course, but I think his love of
bacon is just an act, and inside his camper he's hiding a stash of bacon flavored tofu....