the fisherman
Big Time
- Joined
- Dec 12, 2007
- Messages
- 955
If you purchased 1000 shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you purchased 1000 shares of AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you purchased 1000 shares of Lehman Bros. one year ago, you're broke. But, if you purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have recived a $214.00 refund and be passed out on a street corner, drunk. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-KEG PLAN. Furthermore, a recent study found that the average American walks 900 mi. a year. Another study found that Americans drink, an average 22gal. of alcohol a year. If you do the right calculations, an average American gets about 41 mi. to the gallon! Doesn't that make you proud to be an American.
