Have You Talked To The Rabbi?

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A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it" the man said. "What's wrong" asked the Rabbi. "My wife is poisoning me" the man replied. Very supprised by this, the Rabbi asks "how can this be". "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me" he pleads "what should I do"? "Tell you what" offers the Rabbi. "Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out, and I'll let you know". A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says "Well, I talked to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours, you want my advice?" "Yes" said the man. "Take the poison".
 
It's Winter

Fisherman, What is this "Don't forget to wipe" all about?

Just a reminder to keep your windshield clean.
 
I'm getting ready to head west. I did check my wipers, My mamma told me to keep stuff clean.

The sea does not care. John D
 
Heartwarming story just for Fisherman!

:DIn 1972, Joe Miller was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Tulsa Junior College.

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Joe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Joe worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to Joe, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Joe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Joe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Thirty years later, Joe was walking through the Tulsa Zoo with His family. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Joe and his Family were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Joe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Joe could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Joe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Joe 's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly. Probably wasn't the same elephant.
 
I Can Hear A Universal Sigh Of Relief

I will be off line for a week or so, might be enough time for this site to return to it's pre Jon state, I sincerly hope you enjoy your peace and quiet.
 
Now I Feel Really Old

I know who Gracie is, that and Red Skelton were my dads favorite tv shows, I really miss him.
 
I will be off line for a week or so, might be enough time for this site to return to it's pre Jon state, I sincerly hope you enjoy your peace and quiet.


Going pig hunting??? Or redoing the electrical at the house..
 
Oh No!!!!!
 

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