I need to hear a good new joke

[ski3pin]

It's starting to warm up outside.
Don't forget to reverse your battery cables
so the air conditioning comes on instead of the heat.

I'm running out to the truck right now!

 

[buckland]

Scary to think people just might... Darwin in action.

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Also tis the season to rotate the air in your tires.
Frank

 

[pvstoy]

My muffler bearings are way past due for service!

 

[buckland]

My finatti-rods too need new ball joints ....I saw it on YouTube!!

 

[ski3pin]

Good to see all of you are having fun.

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

Also tis the season to rotate the air in your tires.
Frank

Frank, I’m so compulsive I do that every time I drive. Excepting the spare, of course. It just tags along for the ride.

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

My finatti-rods too need new ball joints ....I saw it on YouTube!!

And don't forget those all important,muffler bearings.
Frank

 

[JaSAn]

Don't forget blinker fluid (it should be replaced every 50,000 blinks).
For older vehicles: a box of tappet clearances.
And while at the parts store don't forget a tub of elbow grease.
And a box of round tuits.

Once, when a girlfriend was getting underfoot, we sent her for a set of chain drive spark plugs and an extra box of sparks.

 

[ntsqd]

And don't forget those all important,muffler bearings.
Frank

Ages-old fictional part those muffler bearings.

Turns out that those 70's era GMC motor-homes have their exhaust routed thru the frame cross-members. Carried on, wait for it...... actual bearings. Bushings really, originals are a graphite-fiber matrix similar to some head-pipe to exhaust manifold gaskets.
Actual 'muffler' bearings!

 

[ntsqd]

Be kind, Rewind.

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

Be kind, Rewind.

dvd rewinder.jpg

Love it, have they brought out the Blu Ray version?

 

[ntsqd]

I think that it works on both.

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Do these mods work on FWD?
Frank

 

[ski3pin]

An email I received this morning -


"I'm Jeff Bezos,

The CEO of Amazon, it's on this note that I'm informing the world of my intention to give out my Fortune of $124 Billion of my wealth to the lucky ones around the country and world at large.

Your email was randomly selected to be a part of the people who will be beneficiaries of this charity project. each person would be awarded $1,050,000,00.

Contact the Agent on how to proceed."

 

[MarkBC]

An email I received this morning -


"I'm Jeff Bezos,

The CEO of Amazon, it's on this note that I'm informing the world of my intention to give out my Fortune of $124 Billion of my wealth to the lucky ones around the country and world at large.

Your email was randomly selected to be a part of the people who will be beneficiaries of this charity project. each person would be awarded $1,050,000,00.

Contact the Agent on how to proceed."

Lucky!

 

[craig333]

Randomly selected. Yeah.

 

[ski3pin]

Her first child ate dirt. The new mother called the doctor. Her second ate dirt and the mom cleaned out his mouth. Her third child ate dirt and the mom said, "Good, I don't have to make lunch today."

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Yep as kids of the 50s rocks/sticks/dirt our playthings/food.
Oh the good old days.
Frank

 

[ski3pin]

Multi-tasking? I'm honest with myself and call it doing something else while I try to remember what I was doing in the first place.