I need to hear a good new joke

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

YEP.
Been there done that.
Frank

 

[ski3pin]

New term for senior women - queen-agers

 

[buckland]

My wife disagrees! She said having the spelling 'man' in woman is not appropriate anymore... from now on its gonna hafta be "Wo-person"

 

[PaulT]

My wife disagrees! She said having the spelling 'man' in woman is not appropriate anymore... from now on its gonna hafta be "Wo-person"

That’s no good either. Has “son” in it. Better use “wo-per-issue” or “wo-per-offspring”

Paul

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

I shouldn’t and really don’t like to brag about my expensive trips, but we just got back from the grocery store.

 

[ntsqd]

where's the bloody "LOL" button!

 

[JaSAn]

Grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian. The children started discussing the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep the crowds back" said one child.
"No," said the second. "He's just for good luck."
The youngest brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants."

 

[ski3pin]

Grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian. The children started discussing the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep the crowds back" said one child.
"No," said the second. "He's just for good luck."
The youngest brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants."

Old one and a darn good one.

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

 

[JaSAn]

When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Billy whispered, "It's no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are looking for us with flashlights."

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Billy whispered, "It's no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are looking for us with flashlights."

How true.
Frank

 

[ski3pin]

When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Billy whispered, "It's no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are looking for us with flashlights."

A gold star for this one!

 

[buckland]

Finally got around to actually taking off the brush hog blade to sharpen after 25 years of laying on the ground with a 4" grinder. Thought I'd like to weigh them and see how close they were. My brush hog had an unusual bolt that had to come off so I checked some of the tractor help sites when I stumbled on the essential lubricant I had to have .... it worked too! Synaptic Lubricant .... and I remembered I had some ...cold too! BEER! did the trick.

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Finally got around to actually taking off the brush hog blade to sharpen after 25 years of laying on the ground with a 4" grinder. Thought I'd like to weigh them and see how close they were. My brush hog had an unusual bolt that had to come off so I checked some of the tractor help sites when I stumbled on the essential lubricant I had to have .... it worked too! Synaptic Lubricant .... and I remembered I had some ...cold too! BEER! did the trick.

Hope that if you needed to remove those bolts you have the correct tools?
Frank

 

[buckland]

Indeed I do. Nothing like a good compressor and a hammer socket.

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

I saw an online article that reported UHaul as having the worst drivers of any trucking firm.

 

[Ted]

there is a medical convention about diarrhea taking place in our city next week.

Runs until Friday

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Don't even want to think about that.
Where's the Imodium?
Frank

 

[ski3pin]

there is a medical convention about diarrhea taking place in our city next week.

Runs until Friday

Ouch!!!!!!

 

[Vic Harder]

there is a medical convention about diarrhea taking place in our city next week.

Runs until Friday

it will all go well if they just go with the flow...