I need to hear a good new joke

[Big Al]

A photon checks into a hotel and the bell hop asks, "Do you have any baggage?"

The photon replies, "No. I'm travelling light."

 

[ntsqd]

This is more like See a good joke, but.....

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Got it a buoy named "Sue".
Johnnie Cash is roiling in his grave.
Ha Ha.
Frank