I need to hear a good new joke

[Big Al]

A photon checks into a hotel and the bell hop asks, "Do you have any baggage?"

The photon replies, "No. I'm travelling light."

 

[ntsqd]

This is more like See a good joke, but.....

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Got it a buoy named "Sue".
Johnnie Cash is roiling in his grave.
Ha Ha.
Frank

 

[buckland]

Car Salesman: This car seats six people without any problems!

Me: I don't know six people without any problems.

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

Car Salesman: This car seats six people without any problems!

Me: I don't know six people without any problems.

I’m not sure I know anyone without any problems.

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Maybe Alfred E Newman?
Frank

 

[buckland]

We could use a lot more of Alfred! Is MM still in print?

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

We could use a lot more of Alfred! Is MM still in print?

Gone away like a Wishram fishwheel…