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I don't either and no way could I spend ten.
I need to hear a good new joke
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I don't either and no way could I spend ten.
OP
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You are right. I'll give it away! I need to work on a draft of an email to send out.
craig333
Riley's Human
Maybe an Earthroamer? That'd take a chunk out of it!
You know your collard greens are ready to eat when they look like something that makes the plumber say, “Well, HERE’S your problem right here.”
For the record, I do like collard greens…
For the record, I do like collard greens…
hahaha Thank you for the laughs!
ntsqd
Custom User Title
I think we need that in our lab!
Glenn
Advanced Member
Along the same line as collard greens, my wife and I stopped at Lamberts (where they throw the rolls)
We each got white beans which came with a side. My wife ordered ham, and I ordered jowl meat. “Ooohh, that sounds disgusting” she said. I told her when I was growing up we did our own butchering- “it’s just uncured bacon”
Our food came, she said I want to try a piece. Then she started taking more and more and more - I slapped her hand. “Ooohh, that sounds disgusting you said—eat your damn ham” ??
We each got white beans which came with a side. My wife ordered ham, and I ordered jowl meat. “Ooohh, that sounds disgusting” she said. I told her when I was growing up we did our own butchering- “it’s just uncured bacon”
Our food came, she said I want to try a piece. Then she started taking more and more and more - I slapped her hand. “Ooohh, that sounds disgusting you said—eat your damn ham” ??
OP
OP
Auto correct is my worst enema.
The inventor of autocorrect has dyed, may he rust in pee.
pvstoy
Senior Member
Three guys are playing golf, Moses, Jesus and a really really old guy.
Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It’s heading right for the water hazard. Moses faces the lake and places the palms of his hands together. He then spreads his hands apart. As he does, the water of the lake parts. The ball bounces off the bottom of the lake and lands on the green, about 10’ from the cup.
Jesus says, “Nice shot Moses.”
Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It’s headed for the same water hazard. ‘Bloop,’ the ball lands in the lake, but it floats on the surface. Jesus walks out onto the water, chips the ball onto the green and it’s about 5’ from the cup.
Moses says, “Nice shot Jesus.”
The really, really old guy steps up to the tee and hits the ball. ‘Bloop’ it goes into the lake and sinks to the bottom. A moment later a big fish grabs the ball in his mouth and brings it to the surface, just as an eagle, who happened to be flying by, swoops down, and grabs the ball in his talon. He flies over the green and drops the ball about 50’ from the cup. Out of nowhere, a gust of wind appears and hits the ball, blowing it towards the cup. It’s rolling, rolling, rolling, and it stops about 2” from the cup. A squirrel runs out of the woods and bumps the ball into the cup for a hole‒in‒one!
Jesus says, “Nice shot Dad.”
Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It’s heading right for the water hazard. Moses faces the lake and places the palms of his hands together. He then spreads his hands apart. As he does, the water of the lake parts. The ball bounces off the bottom of the lake and lands on the green, about 10’ from the cup.
Jesus says, “Nice shot Moses.”
Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It’s headed for the same water hazard. ‘Bloop,’ the ball lands in the lake, but it floats on the surface. Jesus walks out onto the water, chips the ball onto the green and it’s about 5’ from the cup.
Moses says, “Nice shot Jesus.”
The really, really old guy steps up to the tee and hits the ball. ‘Bloop’ it goes into the lake and sinks to the bottom. A moment later a big fish grabs the ball in his mouth and brings it to the surface, just as an eagle, who happened to be flying by, swoops down, and grabs the ball in his talon. He flies over the green and drops the ball about 50’ from the cup. Out of nowhere, a gust of wind appears and hits the ball, blowing it towards the cup. It’s rolling, rolling, rolling, and it stops about 2” from the cup. A squirrel runs out of the woods and bumps the ball into the cup for a hole‒in‒one!
Jesus says, “Nice shot Dad.”
