chnlisle
Post Master
Subject: WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK...
A woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
While she was unloading the items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."
The gal was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition thinking "how did he know she had never found Mr. Right." She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity finally got the better of her and she asked "Yes you are correct . But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly
A woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
While she was unloading the items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."
The gal was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition thinking "how did he know she had never found Mr. Right." She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity finally got the better of her and she asked "Yes you are correct . But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly
but ugly is funnier.
