No Speaka Da English

the fisherman

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At a bus stop two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first
Den I come
Den two asses come together
I come once more
Two asses come together again
I come once more and pee twice
Then I come one lasta time.
"You foul mouthed, sex obsessed swine" retorted the lady indigantly. In this country.......we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives"
"Heya, coola down lady" said the man."Whosa talkin abouta sex?''
"I'ma justa tellin' my frienda how to spella "Mississippi"
 
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