the fisherman
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A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbuck's Cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well we Greeks built the Partnenon," arching his eyebrows.
The Irishman the replies,"Well.........it was the Irish who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.
The Greek retorts, We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics".
The Irishman, nodding in agreement says, "Irish were the ones who built the first timepieces and calanders".
And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion, with a flourish of finality he says, "The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!"
The Irishman replies, Aye, that is true, but it was the Irish who introduced it to women".
The Irishman the replies,"Well.........it was the Irish who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.
The Greek retorts, We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics".
The Irishman, nodding in agreement says, "Irish were the ones who built the first timepieces and calanders".
And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion, with a flourish of finality he says, "The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!"
The Irishman replies, Aye, that is true, but it was the Irish who introduced it to women".
