the fisherman
Big Time
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Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin. On her wddding night, staying at her mothers house, she was very nervous. Her mother reassured her, "Don't worry Maria, Tony's a good man he'll take care of you". Meanwhile, "I'll be making pasta". So, up she went, when she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maris ran downstairs to her mother and said, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest". "Don't worry Maria" said the mother "All good men have hairy chests.........Go upstairs, he'll take good care of you". So up she went again. When she got up to the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry Maria, all good have hairy legs, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs he'll take care of you". So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs,"Mama, Mama, Tony's only got a foot and a half!" Her Mama said, "Stay here and stir the pasta".
