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We both like it!Wandering Sagebrush said:
But, shouldn't that be, "What do you call bears without ears?"
picky, picky, picky, send us to our rooms!
I need to hear a good new joke
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But, shouldn't that be, "What do you call bears without ears?"
picky, picky, picky, send us to our rooms!
ski3pin said:We both like it!
But, shouldn't that be, "What do you call bears without ears?"
picky, picky, picky, send us to our rooms!
A bear walks into a restaurant and say’s “I want a grilllllled………………………………………cheese.” The waiter says “Whats with the pause?”
The bear replies “Whaddya mean, I’M A BEAR.”
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A bear walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve bears in bars in Billings.........................."
In the Arctic, what do you call two bears who can’t be friends?
Polar opposites.
Polar opposites.
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......................the bear asks for a beer and the bartender says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."ski3pin said:
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings?
A bi-polar-bear
A bi-polar-bear
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.............................the bear insists and yells, "You better get me a beer!" The bartender says, "We don't serve beer to bully bears in bars in Billings."ski3pin said:
This line of groaners is getting un-bear-able.
So basically a beer-less bear in Billings
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Sad, because a bear doesn't want a shot in Montana.
What do you call a rabbit raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
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You don't say!
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Before the invention of the crowbar crows had to do their drinking at home.
I understand that a crow has one less pinion feather than a raven. Therefore how do you tell a crow from a raven?
It’s a matter of opinion.
It’s a matter of opinion.
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Shoshone, CA has 'em covered:ski3pin said:
Can vouch for their hamburgers!
Time for lawyer jokes...
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No…
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No…
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
hebegebe
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Wandering Sagebrush said:
hebegebe
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What’s the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyer in the road....hebegebe said:
Skid marks in front of the snake!
