Here's one Ted explained to me.............................
At a convention, the heads of breweries were going to lunch together. The head of Coors orders a Coors. Head of Anheuser Busch orders a Budweiser. Head of Miller orders a Miller.
The head of Russian River Brewery orders a cola.
The head of Coors asks "Why don't you order a beer?"
"If you guys aren't gonna drink a beer, neither am I", he replied.
At a convention, the heads of breweries were going to lunch together. The head of Coors orders a Coors. Head of Anheuser Busch orders a Budweiser. Head of Miller orders a Miller.
The head of Russian River Brewery orders a cola.
The head of Coors asks "Why don't you order a beer?"
"If you guys aren't gonna drink a beer, neither am I", he replied.