pvstoy
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Shared with my gal, good one's. Thanks AWG_Pics.
I need to hear a good new joke
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awesome collection AWG.... thanks, I needed that!
A fish swims into a wall. He says, "Dam."
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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A rabbi, a priest and a buddhist holy man walk into a church. The bartender says, "What is this, some kinda joke."
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A Higgs boson walks into a church and the priest says, "Get out of here. We don't allow Higgs bosons in church. The boson replies, without me, how can you have mass?"
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A snail walks in to a bar and orders a drink. The bartender grabs the snail, runs to the door, and throws him as far as he can throw.
Several weeks later the snail walks in to the same bar and yells, "What the hell was that for?!"
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A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walked into a bar.
Bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll you have?"
Rabbit says, "I don't know. I'm only here because of auto-correct."
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A Roman Legionnaire walk into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.
The Legionnaire replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"
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A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice say seductively "You've got great hair!"
The man looked around but couldn't see where the voice was coming from, so he went back to his beer.
A minute later, he heard the same soft voice say "You're a handsome man!" The man looked around, but still couldn't see where the voice was coming from.
When he went back to his beer, the voice said "What a stud you are!"
The man was so baffled by this that he asked the bartender what was going on. The bartender said "Oh, it's the nuts--they're complimentary
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A midget walks into a bar, sits down and screams in disgust, "I cant' do anything right!"
The bartender walks over to him and says, "Don't sell yourself short".
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A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.
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A termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bar tender here?".
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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A rabbi, a priest and a buddhist holy man walk into a church. The bartender says, "What is this, some kinda joke."
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A Higgs boson walks into a church and the priest says, "Get out of here. We don't allow Higgs bosons in church. The boson replies, without me, how can you have mass?"
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A snail walks in to a bar and orders a drink. The bartender grabs the snail, runs to the door, and throws him as far as he can throw.
Several weeks later the snail walks in to the same bar and yells, "What the hell was that for?!"
++++++++++
A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walked into a bar.
Bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll you have?"
Rabbit says, "I don't know. I'm only here because of auto-correct."
++++++++++
A Roman Legionnaire walk into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.
The Legionnaire replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"
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A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice say seductively "You've got great hair!"
The man looked around but couldn't see where the voice was coming from, so he went back to his beer.
A minute later, he heard the same soft voice say "You're a handsome man!" The man looked around, but still couldn't see where the voice was coming from.
When he went back to his beer, the voice said "What a stud you are!"
The man was so baffled by this that he asked the bartender what was going on. The bartender said "Oh, it's the nuts--they're complimentary
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A midget walks into a bar, sits down and screams in disgust, "I cant' do anything right!"
The bartender walks over to him and says, "Don't sell yourself short".
++++++++++
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.
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A termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bar tender here?".
ntsqd
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I made a play list for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my Trail Mix
I call it my Trail Mix
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Ouch, but I like it!ntsqd said:
Ugh!JaSAn said:
Frank
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"He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He left it at home
He's texting his wife"
He's checking it twice
He left it at home
He's texting his wife"
A banjo player spent half of his time tuning his banjo, the rest of the time he plays out of tune.
A Photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks "do you have any luggage?" "No, I'm traveling light".
What do frogs wear on their feet in the summer? Open toad shoes.
Why are there no accordions in any of the Star Trek movies? Because they are not in the future!
A banjo and a guitar player fall out of an airplane. Which one hits the ground first? The guitar player, because the banjo player needs to stop and tune.
A Photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks "do you have any luggage?" "No, I'm traveling light".
What do frogs wear on their feet in the summer? Open toad shoes.
Why are there no accordions in any of the Star Trek movies? Because they are not in the future!
A banjo and a guitar player fall out of an airplane. Which one hits the ground first? The guitar player, because the banjo player needs to stop and tune.
pvstoy
Senior Member
Carrying on with the Banjo humor....
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Good one Pat.pvstoy said:
Frank
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This is so good it ought to make you drool!
Mr 3Pin, that’s purty dang neat!
Do they make those shields for banjos?drumwood said:
Frank
Thanks Monte that was very good.A great light/music show.
Frank
Frank
pvstoy
Senior Member
Pretty darn nice Ski!
Reno balloon races they do that with balloons at dawn patroll.
Reno balloon races they do that with balloons at dawn patroll.
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