the fisherman
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A lawyer marries a woman who had divorced ten husbands. On her wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle,I'm still a virgin"
"What" said the puzzled groom
"How can that be, if you've been married ten times"
"Well, husband #1 was a sales representive; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was in field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing, he knew he had the order, but he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process, but he wanted three years to research and implement, and design a new state of the art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure wether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he ever did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was........."God I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!''
"Good, but why?"
"You're a lawyer, this time I know I'm gonna get screwed"
"What" said the puzzled groom
"How can that be, if you've been married ten times"
"Well, husband #1 was a sales representive; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was in field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing, he knew he had the order, but he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process, but he wanted three years to research and implement, and design a new state of the art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure wether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he ever did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was........."God I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!''
"Good, but why?"
"You're a lawyer, this time I know I'm gonna get screwed"