Well' Try This
A guy walks into a bar and puts an alligator up on the bar and turns to astonished patrons."I'll make you a deal, I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my balls inside, then the alligator will close his mouth for one minute, then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectale, each of you will buy me a drink". The crowd mumumered their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers and placed his Johnson in the alligators mouth. The gator closed his mouth, and the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of it's head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed, as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer."I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try" A hush fell over the crowd. After a few minutes of silence, a single hand went up."I'll try it" yelled a blonde woman from the other end of the bar."But don't hit me so hard with the bottle".