Words of Wisdom... Almost Geezer Stuff, Almost Jokes, But Neither Really

[ski3pin]

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggy' until you can find a rock."

Will Rogers

 

[cwdtmmrs]

Never play leap-frog with a unicorn.

 

[DesertDave]

Experience is what you got, when you didn't get what you wanted.

 

[ski3pin]

The Cowboy Code -

Never squat with your spurs on
Always get your water upstream from the herd
Never miss an opportunity to keep your mouth shut