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Vic, the Lady enjoyed that one!
I need to hear a good new joke
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Did you hear about the woman banjo player who for the life of her could not figure why her brother had four sisters and she had only three.
Groan... Maybe banjo players deserve that, but that's just not fair to women at all!
My wife loved this one!
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noted and I've made the correction...............oh, and I'm allowed to tell banjo player jokes because I am one myself.Vic Harder said:
Did you hear about the banjo player who for the life of him could not figure why his sister had four brothers and he had only three.
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So did the Lady!Vic Harder said:
I love honey so much I’ve taken up bee keeping. So, I went to the local apiary to buy a dozen bees. They gave me thirteen and said the last one was a free bee.
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my turn to groan
ski3pin said:my turn to groan
Double groan.
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PaulT
Need gumbo
Shame! Making groan men cry. What’s this forum coming to?
Paul.
Paul.
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I'm attempting to relive my youth but it turning out to be more like earth, wind, and fiber.
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Forgive me Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest...for I have synonymed
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A Pessimist sees a dark tunnel
An Optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel
A Realist sees a freight train
The Engineer sees three idiots standing on the tracks
An Optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel
A Realist sees a freight train
The Engineer sees three idiots standing on the tracks
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When I die I want my last words to be, "I left a million dollars under........................."
Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But, smoking bacon will cure it...
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You know where Captain Hook bought his hook?
At the second hand store.
At the second hand store.
ARRG!ski3pin said:
Frank
Ar Ar Ar Ar!
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of course, everyone knows two negatives make a positive!Wandering Sagebrush said:
