A little end of the world humor.
I need to hear a good new joke
- Thread starter ski3pin
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My wife and I decided we don’t want to have kids.
We plan to tell them after dinner.
We plan to tell them after dinner.
craig333
Riley's Human
I thought about posting this as something serious but you guys would never fall for it. From an email I just received.
Hello,
A position is now open. Let me tell you more about this position, You will buy bitcoin and send it to a designated bitcoin wallet.
Do you have a Cash App account or can you open one? Is your cash app activated for bitcoin? The fund which you will use to buy the bitcoin will be sent to your bank account. You would be buying and selling up to $5000 bitcoin daily, your salary will be 5 percent of every Bitcoin sent to you then you use the rest to buy bitcoin, all fund will be paid for you are not spending a penny from your pocket, also Can you send me your mobile number so i could text you for more information.
Regards,
Thomas
Hello,
A position is now open. Let me tell you more about this position, You will buy bitcoin and send it to a designated bitcoin wallet.
Do you have a Cash App account or can you open one? Is your cash app activated for bitcoin? The fund which you will use to buy the bitcoin will be sent to your bank account. You would be buying and selling up to $5000 bitcoin daily, your salary will be 5 percent of every Bitcoin sent to you then you use the rest to buy bitcoin, all fund will be paid for you are not spending a penny from your pocket, also Can you send me your mobile number so i could text you for more information.
Regards,
Thomas
It's shocking how many people will fall for that.Sad
Frank
Frank
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I'm still waiting for my $10,000,000 from the Nigerian prince.Casa Escarlata Robles Too said:
Me to Ski.ski3pin said:
Frank
Sign on the tank of a septic pump truck.
"Caution this truck may be loaded with political promises."
Frank
"Caution this truck may be loaded with political promises."
Frank
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Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
That is so true.ski3pin said:
Frank
I have a friend with a speed bump phobia...
He said he is slowly getting over it.
He said he is slowly getting over it.
PaulT
Need gumbo
Heard at supermarket check out.
Cashier. Paper or plastic?
Customer. Don't care. Leave it to the bagger.
Who says that baggers can't be choosers.
Paul
Cashier. Paper or plastic?
Customer. Don't care. Leave it to the bagger.
Who says that baggers can't be choosers.
Paul
Tuff Guy 62
Senior Member
A mature married couple are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their cart. "what do you think your doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and they carry on shopping.
A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price."
"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and they carry on shopping.
A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price."
Another funny. Frank
Happy time change. Frank
What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?
A dead centipede.
A dead centipede.
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Julie said that was a clever joke. Me? I'll stick to the Cowboy Code. 
Me, too.ski3pin said:Julie said that was a clever joke. Me? I'll stick to the Cowboy Code.
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Of all the things that taste like chicken, it is weird that eggs isn't one of them.
Not at all.... because the egg came before the chicken
