I need to hear a good new joke

[Vic Harder]

4 Husbands

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

(Wait for it)

She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Groan, but good.
Frank

 

[ski3pin]

No groan from me. We love it!

 

[Mighty Dodge Ram]

So bad I’m sharing it with others!

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

BRD

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

Carnak moment

BRD

What is a bird with no Eye?

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

I don't know where you guys get some of this stuff.
Keeps a smile on my face.
Thanks.
Frank

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

I suspect everyone knows about Espresso, but do you know about Depresso?


It’s that horrible feeling you get when you run out of good coffee.

 

[ski3pin]

Carnak moment
What is a bird with no Eye?

Half blind or whole blind, depending on if one or both eyes are missing.

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

I suspect everyone knows about Espresso, but do you know about Depresso?


It’s that horrible feeling you get when you run out of good coffee.

Steve that is so true.
Frank

 

[JaSAn]

 

[pvstoy]

Great!!!

 

[ski3pin]

When a regular dog sees a police dog, does it say, "Oh no, it's a cop!"?

 

[Vic Harder]

 

[buckland]

teaching ....

 

[craig333]

Seem them before but still good for a chuckle!

 

[JaSAn]

Stormtroopers aren't so sinister if you turn their helmets upside down.

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

It's funny what comes out of the mouths of kids.
Frank

 

[Manfred65]

By the time my wife was divorced from her first husband she was called to school one day.
The teacher was embarassed about the conversation....

She said that other parents have called her because, when she asked the pupils what their parents worked, my stepson ( age of 7 ) said:
"My mummy makes her money on the street!" The others told it to their parents and these called the teacher.

My wife started laughing and the teacher didn´t what is going on.....then she explained.
"I am working as a bus driver!"

 

[ski3pin]

If cats could text you back, they wouldn't.