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More truth to that one, more than I'm allowed to say.Wandering Sagebrush said:
I need to hear a good new joke
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Today feels like a Star Wars kind of day.
May the Fourth be with you.
I’ll see myself out...
May the Fourth be with you.
I’ll see myself out...
Happy Star Wars day.
Let the silliness begin.
Frank
PS make the bad man go away.
Let the silliness begin.
Frank
PS make the bad man go away.
Like that one Frank! Droll is always good.
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How to cook crack and clean crabs.
Step one, learn to use commas.
Step one, learn to use commas.
As Mother’s Day approaches, a bit of wisdom for us gents...
”A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.”
”A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.”
pvstoy
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ski3pin said:
I like both of these... thanks for the laugh!Wandering Sagebrush said:
How true.
Frank
Frank
A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous woman eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of her socket towards the man. With his quick reflexes, he caught it in mid-air. "Oh my god, I'm sooooo sorry," the woman said as she popped her eye back into its socket. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you." They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman offered to drive him home. "But it's over an hour out of your way," the man said. "Are you sure you don't mind?" "Not at all," she said. "I'm looking forward to it." The guy was amazed and flattered. "You know, you're the perfect woman," he said. "Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replied, "you just happened to catch my eye!"
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..................................humm, I saw that one coming. 
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I married Mr. Right. I found out later his first name was Always.
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Why do we never hear about the famous Marx brother's sister Onya? She invented the starting pistol.
How about the Voo sisters,Ronda and Deja you never hear of them?
Frank
Frank
A guy sits down at a bar and orders drink after drink. "Is everything okay pal?" the bartender asks. The man replies "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wasn't going to talk to me for a month."
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well maybe that's a good thing. You know, a little peace and quiet?"
"Yeah, says the man, but that was 29 days ago."
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well maybe that's a good thing. You know, a little peace and quiet?"
"Yeah, says the man, but that was 29 days ago."
I often wonder why the French so love to eat snails.
I think it’s because they’re not fans of fast food.
I think it’s because they’re not fans of fast food.
I was just told by a friend in Vancouver that they refer to them as Eh-scargot.Wandering Sagebrush said:
They are great.We order them while in Barcelona from a restaurant
that specializes in them.
YUM YUM.
Frank
that specializes in them.
YUM YUM.
Frank
