Manfred65
Senior Member
A man in bavaria bought a parrot to make his children happy.
They had a lot of fun with this clear speaking bird.
One day the phone rang and the parrot grabbed it:
" Hello ?"
" Hello, your coal merchant calling. You need some coal!"'
" one ton of coals please!"
The coal was delivered and because no one opened the door they dumped it in the drive way"
Father arrived at home and asked everyone if they ordered the coal. At last the parrot was asked and he yelled.
"i ordered the coal!"
Next day the same thing. one ton of coal in the driveway !
The father asked all again and the parrot said: " Yes, i ordered the coal!"
"If you order another ton of coals i will nail you to the wall !!"
The next day the Father arrived at home and found three tons of coal in frint of the house.
He ran into the house , grabbed the parrot and his staple gun and "shot" the bird on to the wall, next to the cruzifix in the corner of the dining room.
The parrot was slightly shocked, looked around. He looked at Jesus Christ on his cross next to him and asked him.
"Hey guy ! How much coal did you order ? "
They had a lot of fun with this clear speaking bird.
One day the phone rang and the parrot grabbed it:
" Hello ?"
" Hello, your coal merchant calling. You need some coal!"'
" one ton of coals please!"
The coal was delivered and because no one opened the door they dumped it in the drive way"
Father arrived at home and asked everyone if they ordered the coal. At last the parrot was asked and he yelled.
"i ordered the coal!"
Next day the same thing. one ton of coal in the driveway !
The father asked all again and the parrot said: " Yes, i ordered the coal!"
"If you order another ton of coals i will nail you to the wall !!"
The next day the Father arrived at home and found three tons of coal in frint of the house.
He ran into the house , grabbed the parrot and his staple gun and "shot" the bird on to the wall, next to the cruzifix in the corner of the dining room.
The parrot was slightly shocked, looked around. He looked at Jesus Christ on his cross next to him and asked him.
"Hey guy ! How much coal did you order ? "