Manfred65
Senior Member
My wife´s comment:
"Your twin?"
"Your twin?"
This one I really like! The Lady and I were walking before dawn this morning - a beautiful morning by the way - and walked past a small bed and breakfast inn. One room had a television screen visible through the window. It was on. We asked each other if we had missed tv or phone calls or internet over the last 10 days.....................................................Wandering Sagebrush said:I had a power outage at my house this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad and my new surround sound music system were all shut down. Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was flat. To top it off, it was raining so I couldn't go for a walk, bike or run. The garage door opener needs electricity so I couldn't go anywhere in the car. I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needed power, so I sat and talked with my wife for a few hours.
She seems like a nice person.
(It's a joke
DesertDave said:ROBOT FOR SALE:
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The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale.