I need to hear a good new joke

[Big Al]

A photon checks into a hotel and the bell hop asks, "Do you have any baggage?"

The photon replies, "No. I'm travelling light."

 

[ntsqd]

This is more like See a good joke, but.....

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Got it a buoy named "Sue".
Johnnie Cash is roiling in his grave.
Ha Ha.
Frank

 

[buckland]

Car Salesman: This car seats six people without any problems!

Me: I don't know six people without any problems.

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

Car Salesman: This car seats six people without any problems!

Me: I don't know six people without any problems.

I’m not sure I know anyone without any problems.

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Maybe Alfred E Newman?
Frank

 

[buckland]

We could use a lot more of Alfred! Is MM still in print?

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

We could use a lot more of Alfred! Is MM still in print?

Gone away like a Wishram fishwheel…

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

The news seems so bad these days I had to start watching
serial killer documentaries to relax.
Frank

 

[buckland]

Bread is like the Sun.
It rises in the yeast
and it sets in the waist.

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Santa elf union members local 1225 weeks into their hunger strike for higher wages.
Frank

 

[buckland]

No bones about it... they need a new union rep.

 

[Big Al]

If I hit someone with my electric car, can I be charged with battery?

 

[Sagebrush Reconnoiterer]

How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing lightbulbs and how the lightbulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. ...

... A new thread for pictures of before and after changed light bulbs

What I want to know is what were the light( )bulbs changed into?

Sounds like an itinerary to a townhall council meeting ...

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

If I hit someone with my electric car, can I be charged with battery?

No, but the battery can be charged. I’ll see myself out…

 

[Big Al]

If a TV weatherman has cataracts, will all of his forecasts be partly cloudy?

 

[ntsqd]

No, but the battery can be charged. I’ll see myself out…

Unless the battery is completely dead. Then it's free of charge.