Yes, I have a problem. There should have been more than one pint.
Yeah, I have a problem. I don’t have a beer in my hand!buckland said:
Nice! But, it has to be at least two pintsCougarCouple said:
Russ that's a cool sticker.CougarCouple said:
It's always the banjo players.ski3pin said:[SIZE=12pt]Ray and Bob, two banjo pickers who support themselves by doing maintenance work, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]"We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole,” said Bob, “but we don’t have a ladder.”
The woman said, “Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox.”
She loosened a few bolts, and then laid the pole down. She then took a tape measure from their toolbox, took a measurement and announced, “Eighteen feet, six inches,” and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed, “Well, ain’t that just like a ‘Miss-know-it-all!’" he said, “We need the height and she gives us the length!” [/SIZE]
Heck, just one of them would worked.ski3pin said:Have you ever wondered - Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Groan! I love it!ski3pin said:I've finally figured out what is wrong with my brain. On the left side there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left.