I need to hear a good new joke

[AWG_Pics]

I want to know who it was. Who put the needle in the hay stack?

I see your point. That is a very sharp question!

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

I want to know who it was. Who put the needle in the hay stack?

The same dude who put the Bop in the Bop Shoo Bop, but we ain’t gunna talk about the Ram in the Rama Lama Ding Dong.

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

The same dude who put the Bop in the Bop Shoo Bop, but we ain’t gunna talk about the Ram in the Rama Lama Ding Dong.

I think this should go under "geezerhood".
Frank

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

I think this should go under "geezerhood".
Frank

Yup, it does cross boundaries.

 

[ski3pin]

I'm sorry, I did not mean to push all your buttons. I was only trying to hit mute.

 

[ntsqd]

I've been collecting "quotes" like that one for a while, and it is just above:

Someone called the Kentucky Derby "Amish Nascar" and my day hasn't been the same...

in the list.

 

[Big Al]

A woman had twin boys. One was named Juan and the other, Amal. But she only carried one photograph!

She figured, if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.

 

[Vic Harder]

I've been collecting "quotes" like that one for a while, and it is just above:

Someone called the Kentucky Derby "Amish Nascar" and my day hasn't been the same...
in the list.

that's a good one!

 

[AWG_Pics]

Sadly, these were not intended as jokes!

https://www.demilked.com/stupid-newspaper-headlines/

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

You have to wonder if the headlines get edited?
Some sad but funny.
Frank

 

[ski3pin]

Nowadays, whenever I begin to think a situation is tough, I remember I used to hold the flashlight for my Dad.

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

Nowadays, whenever I begin to think a situation is tough, I remember I used to hold the flashlight for my Dad.

There’s a great (true) family story about the time we had the first ranch on the Rogue River. I was a toddler roaming around the house and equipment shed with a hammer in my hand.

Dad said don’t go near that car with the hammer, he worked in town and left the house about 3 AM.

Dad drove about 20 miles into town with a flashlight and no headlights.

For the record, that’s only one of many (true) stories of my misadventures and misspent toddlerhood at the ranch.

 

[ski3pin]

There’s a great (true) family story about the time we had the first ranch on the Rogue River. I was a toddler roaming around the house and equipment shed with a hammer in my hand.

Dad said don’t go near that car with the hammer, he worked in town and left the house about 3 AM.

Dad drove about 20 miles into town with a flashlight and no headlights.

For the record, that’s only one of many (true) stories of my misadventures and misspent toddlerhood at the ranch.

I like that story. In brings back so many stories about all the "training" I deserved.

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

Training: a euphemism for receiving the old fashioned paddling.

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Spare the rod and spoil the child,that's what I remember.
I went to Catholic school for the first 3 years and remember the Nuns
and the 3" wide strap they carried under their habit just on the other side of the Rosary.
They also made use of the 16" ruler on the knuckles.

Oh what good times,HA HA.
Frank

 

[buckland]

darn... april fools nonetheless less... wish it were true

https://news.orvis.com/fly-fishing/introducing-the-worlds-first-truly-affordable-bamboo-fly-rod?j=857867&sfmc_sub=100639842&l=16_HTML&u=227473674&mid=7236729&jb=13872&cm_mmc=orvisemailspm23_04_01_Brand2304_br_AprilFoolsDay23&adv=626574&e=0035f00000MavmaAAB&et_cid=857867&src=0&bxid=100639842&SF_SCCID=0035f00000MavmaAAB

 

[Mighty Dodge Ram]

Good one Buckland!

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

 

[ntsqd]

Blatantly stolen from a similar thread.

 

[JaSAn]

It's starting to warm up outside.
Don't forget to reverse your battery cables
so the air conditioning comes on instead of the heat.