I need to hear a good new joke
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The difference between a banjo picker and a mutual fund?
There is hope that a mutual fund will mature and earn money.
There is hope that a mutual fund will mature and earn money.
A lot of truth in that.
Frank
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Love the comments below this mapJaSAn said:
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A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
Facebook? What is it?Vic Harder said:
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I heard it was a dark dark place far from reality; a place I will not enter. Many of my family members have entered and I no longer hear anything from or about them. They are gone. My algorithms will never swim in that gene pool.Wandering Sagebrush said:Facebook? What is it?
It’s always those Navy guys… one has died because of sea roaches of the liver.
Ouch
I think there is a ferry from SoCal .In the LA area.JaSAn said:
Frank
I knew there was some way they find us.
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Little Johnny attended his first day of school. When he got home his mother eagerly asked, "How was your first day of school? Did you learn a lot?"
"Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
"Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
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Two girlfriends got together for a glass of wine. One woman confided in her friend.
"I really thought he was the one. Things were going fabulously. I was really thinking it was time to introduce him to my family, then I found that set of fingerpicks in his pocket."
translation, if needed: she discovered he played the banjo.
"I really thought he was the one. Things were going fabulously. I was really thinking it was time to introduce him to my family, then I found that set of fingerpicks in his pocket."
translation, if needed: she discovered he played the banjo.
Yup, but pretty creative as well.buckland said:
Yes very creative.
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Clearly a gear-head lives there!
This is purportedly a dog. Called by some a Labrasset, by others a Bassador.
How could a self respecting Labrador Retriever stoop so low?
How could a self respecting Labrador Retriever stoop so low?
