You know you're a geezer when.......................

[Alley-Kat]

 

[ski3pin]

good one Alley-Kat!

 

[Tuff Guy 62]

You know your a geezer when you actually read your junk mail.

 

[mitch h]

I do that every Tuesday

 

[Tuff Guy 62]

When your idea of a "night on the town" is appetizers at Costco followed by a 4:30 dinner at the Hometown Buffet.

 

[N'kwala]

Not sure I could stand the excitement.

 

[Tomas Tierra]

When you have a hip replacement and a heart attack in the same year!

 

[ski3pin]

When you have a hip replacement and a heart attack in the same year!

Tomas, if your comment is from personal experience, best wishes on a good recovery!

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

Tomas, if your comment is from personal experience, best wishes on a good recovery!

X2

 

[Tuff Guy 62]

When you can't find your sock garters, then realize your already wearing them.

 

[ski3pin]

......................when it doesn't bother you that the driver behind you is so angry because you are driving the speed limit.

 

[Tomas Tierra]

Tomas, if your comment is from personal experience, best wishes on a good recovery!

Unfortunately it happened... I am doing great on both accounts! Thank you for the well wishes ski3 and w.s.

Just returned from a great over niter to the Topa Topa's above Ojai..

TT

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

......................when it doesn't bother you that the driver behind you is so angry because you are driving the speed limit.

We refer to them as those no good law abiding scoundrels!!!

 

[ski3pin]

Unfortunately it happened... I am doing great on both accounts! Thank you for the well wishes ski3 and w.s.

Just returned from a great over niter to the Topa Topa's above Ojai..

TT

Great news!

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

Great news!

Looks like I'm the copy cat.

x2

 

[ski3pin]

.......when you know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.

 

[Squatch]

......When the wife says, "Lets run upstairs and make love!" And you reply with, "I can't do both!"

 

[Tuff Guy 62]

................. when all your T-shirts were plain white.

 

[ski3pin]

................. when all your T-shirts were plain white.

I'm thinking in our geezerdom there could be a lot of tie dyed ones about.

 

[Tuff Guy 62]

Tie dye shirts were a few years before my time, but it's a convenient segue for a hippie joke......

So this guy got his dog really high. He tells the dog "Play dead." And the dog says, "Nah man, play Floyd!"