You know you're a geezer when.......................

[billharr]

True........

 

[Tuff Guy 62]

.........you're able to live without sex, but not without your glasses

 

[GroovyDad]

When this is all you want for Christmas...

 

[Bigfoot Dave]

Having just turned 61 I find myself looking over my shoulder every time I (pardon me) fart to see if any dust comes out. If it does you're really old. That's what my dad used to say. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, Bigfoot Dave

 

[Tuff Guy 62]

Games for Geezers

Sag, You're It
Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
20 Questions Shouted into Your Good Ear
Kick the Bucket
Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over
Simon Says Something Incoherent
Hide and Go Pee
Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
Musical Recliners

 

[ski3pin]

You know you're a geezer when reading an obituary you'd wish they'd just get to the point and tell you how the person died.

 

[buckland]

You know you're a geezer when you wake up in the morning with nothing to do..... and at the end of the day you are only half done

 

[chnlisle]

 

[Tuff Guy 62]

You know you're a geezer when you can scare the daylights out of your grown children by mentioning "menopause babies" after they tease you for smooching with their Mom.

 

[billharr]

 

[craig333]

Geez Bill, us geezers can hardly read that small print! Funny though

 

[billharr]

Geez Bill, us geezers can hardly read that small print! Funny though

Click to enlarge, it a geezer thing.

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

That's a good one.
Frank

 

[craig333]

Hmmm, it did enlarge. I wonder why I didn't think of that?

 

[Tuff Guy 62]

.........................your children are looking middle age.

 

[Tuff Guy 62]

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus.

Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.
It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1955.

Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.

2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail!

3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.

4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.

5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.

6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.

7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND."

8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE."

IT'S CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."

Have I already sent this to you?
Or did you send it to me?

 

[Shadyapex]

When "getting lucky" now means you simply had a successful bowel movement.

 

[ski3pin]

..................when every time you see yourself in a mirror you ask, "Who's that?"

 

[longhorn1]

When you turn 66.

Sent from my SM-G900V using Wander The West mobile app

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

When you turn 66.

Sent from my SM-G900V using Wander The West mobile app

That's 4 years past "geezerdom"
Frank