Tuff Guy 62
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What's the funniest thing that the rock said to the geologist?
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology is not funny.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology is not funny.
I need to hear a good new joke
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geology might not be funny but it sure is fun!Tuff Guy 62 said:What's the funniest thing that the rock said to the geologist?
Nothing. Because rock don't talk and geology is not funny.
Oh Yeah?Tuff Guy 62 said:What's the funniest thing that the rock said to the geologist?
Nothing. Because rock don't talk and geology is not funny.
Well, just name the three kinds of rock!
1) Classic
2) Punk
3) Heavy Metal
( groan
)Tuff Guy 62
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Spot on Mr. 3pin. It's nice to be able to make a couple of nickels while having fun and doing what you enjoy.ski3pin said:
Oh dear, it looks like the schist has hit the fan.Wandering Sagebrush said:Oh Yeah?
Well, just name the three kinds of rock!
1) Classic
2) Punk
3) Heavy Metal
( groan
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rock on there, Tuff Guy!Tuff Guy 62 said:Oh dear, it looks like the schist has hit the fan.
Geology humor can lead to a loss of Apatite.
You guys are all stoned...
MarkBC said:
Hmmmm, I guess we could move to Chemistry jokes...
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Hey! That was my major in college and grad schoolWandering Sagebrush said:
Charlie's other car is a......... Mercedes Benzene
Tuff Guy 62
Senior Member
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
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You're just trying to get a reaction.Wandering Sagebrush said:
What's a chemist's favorite animal?
The ether bunny...
The ether bunny...
Tuff Guy 62
Senior Member
I only make bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
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Feral Grandpa
Good ones come back periodically.
Man, you guys sure are on a roll.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Charlie
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Question: What’s the difference between Chemists and Chemical Engineers?
Answer: Chemical Engineers get paid and Chemists teach chemistry.
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Q: What do you call what happens when the pre-meds hit their first thermodynamics class?
A: Mass transfer.
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A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender: “How much for a beer?”
The bartender looks at him and says: “For you, it’s no charge.”
Answer: Chemical Engineers get paid and Chemists teach chemistry.
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Q: What do you call what happens when the pre-meds hit their first thermodynamics class?
A: Mass transfer.
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A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender: “How much for a beer?”
The bartender looks at him and says: “For you, it’s no charge.”
Tuff Guy 62
Senior Member
Q: What did the scientist say when he discovered two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe
A: HeHe
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I can appreciate the pre med joke, the two groups of students we had to watch closest for cheating were athletes who had to get a C and pre meds who had to get an A. Both groups were equally shameless.
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