An old man was walking down a long dock counting the boards. When he got to the end the fell off into the ocean.
"When you're out of slits, you're out of pier."
"When you're out of slits, you're out of pier."
I need to hear a good new joke
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takesiteasy
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Ha, thanks- that one gave me a good chuckle.buckland said:
ntsqd
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Arg! I wonder how many even remember that commercial?
OP
OP
Four thus far.ntsqd said:
Well, it does begin: "An old man..." -- I think that's a clue as to who remembers it.ntsqd said:
And yes, i'm old enough to remember the Schlitz commercial.
Me too.
PaulT
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Count me in, but I like this one best.
Paul
Paul
One more for the trip down memory lane.
Used to work at Carling’s Brewery I the summertime in early seventies... remember... “hey Mabel, Black Label.”
DesertDave
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I used to buy Carling's Black Label for $5 a case when I was a broke college student.
When I was in Vietnam, it was 5¢ a can at the Enlisted Club. Added benefit was the rust on the inside of the can...DesertDave said:
I used to get a free case when I picked up my pay stub.
Me also.MarkBC said:Well, it does begin: "An old man..." -- I think that's a clue as to who remembers it.
And yes, i'm old enough to remember the Schlitz commercial.
Frank
Henry's was the beer of choice while stationed at Bremerton,Wa. for ship overhaulPaulT said:
back in 1966.
Also the Olympia beer commercials.
It's fun to go to the "way back" machine.
Frank
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That reminds me of a door prize at a squadron party. 1st prize, a case of Ten High Bourbon. 2nd prize, two cases of Ten High Bourbon.buckland said:
I used to have a4'rotating Hamms beer advertisement
back in the "old" days.
Frank
PS "The Land of sky blue waters..."
back in the "old" days.
Frank
PS "The Land of sky blue waters..."
Smokecreek1
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Us cold war Army warriors in Thailand also enjoyed that 5 cent Carling Black Label in the EM Club-A buck could get you and some friends pretty wasted especially when you had a bottle of Makong,-Thailand's best rock gut whiskey -to take shots with! Yep, those were the days, blind and blind drunk all for a buck and a half! What was that drinking game-bizz, buss-bang-or something like that, that we played back then? I think today, I'd be dead after the first roundWandering Sagebrush said:
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Tuff Guy 62
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[SIZE=12pt]An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down, and one lands in each of the pints. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]The Irishman picks out the fly, shrugs and takes a long swallow.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]The Scotsman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]The Irishman picks out the fly, shrugs and takes a long swallow.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]The Scotsman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"[/SIZE]
craig333
Riley's Human
Wouldn't drink it but you can't beat the Clydesdales.
