I need to hear a good new joke

[JaSAn]

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Yep wild corndogs. There's probably a special season for them.You just harvested them out of season.
Frank

 

[Vic Harder]

Omg!

 

[craig333]

They have to be deep fried.

 

[Mighty Dodge Ram]

I prefer the wild picked over the organic selection.

 

[PaulT]

I prefer the wild picked over the organic selection.

I like to ask the produce manager where the inorganic vegetables are displayed. Then wait for their confused look to dissipate.

Paul

 

[ski3pin]

My goodness, all of you are funny! Made my morning, thanks!

Yep wild corndogs. There's probably a special season for them.You just harvested them out of season.
Frank

Omg!

They have to be deep fried.

I prefer the wild picked over the organic selection.

I like to ask the produce manager where the inorganic vegetables are displayed. Then wait for their confused look to dissipate.

Paul

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

It's nice to have something to laugh about these days.
Surely we all need it.
Frank

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

After months of quarantine.
Frank

 

[smlobx]

A couple was married 60 years. They kept no secrets from each other. The wife, however, had a shoebox that she told her husband to never open, which he didn’t. But when the wife was dying, the man asked if he could now look inside. She said yes. In it, he found two crocheted dolls and $20,000. He asked her about it. “My grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage is to never argue. She said if I ever got angry with you, I should keep quiet and crochet a doll.” The husband was moved to tears, for only two dolls were in the box. “But, Honey, what about the money? “Oh,” she said, “that’s what I made from selling all the other dolls.”

 

[smlobx]

2020 in a picture...

 

[ski3pin]

I attended a Plastic Surgery Anonymous meeting last night. I saw a lot of new faces.

 

[ski3pin]

If you want to save money next Xmas, now's a good time to tell the kids that Santa didn't make it through the pandemic.

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

A couple was married 60 years. They kept no secrets from each other. The wife, however, had a shoebox that she told her husband to never open, which he didn’t. But when the wife was dying, the man asked if he could now look inside. She said yes. In it, he found two crocheted dolls and $20,000. He asked her about it. “My grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage is to never argue. She said if I ever got angry with you, I should keep quiet and crochet a doll.” The husband was moved to tears, for only two dolls were in the box. “But, Honey, what about the money? “Oh,” she said, “that’s what I made from selling all the other dolls.”

Isn't that the truth.
Frank

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Works for me.
Frank

 

[ski3pin]

Remember that pretty girl back in high school who said she'd only go out with you if the world was coming to its end? Might be a good time to give her a call.

 

[JaSAn]

Stretching after my morning run -

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

That's what I should do every morning instead of the full routine.
Frank

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

I think this banjo player needs a "gofundme" page.
Times must be tough for banjo players.
Frank

 

[ski3pin]

Really nice round table!
Who built it?
Sir Cumference