I need to hear a good new joke

I thought I'd be trendy and try one of the 'alternative milks' . . .

I don't know what a magnesia is, but it made my corn flakes taste terrible.
 
ski3pin said:
An Announcement - I'm checking myself into the Hokey Pokey Clinic. It's a place to turn yourself around.
I, too, was addicted. I didn't realize how bad it was until I turned around and realized I had put my whole self in.
 
JaSAn said:
I thought I'd be trendy and try one of the 'alternative milks' . . .

I don't know what a magnesia is, but it made my corn flakes taste terrible.
Must have been a bad "run" of corn flakes.
 
These are the "new" rules for camping.

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Frank
 
A woman is sitting at her deceased husband's funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?"

"No, go right ahead," the woman replies.

THe man stands, clears his throat, and says "Plethora," and sits back down.

"Thanks" the woman says, "that means a lot."
 
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