Groan... (no wonder I liked itVic Harder said:
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I need to hear a good new joke
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If you notice cows sleeping in a field, is it pasture bedtime?
Not a joke...
Is ten pounds enough?
Happy Thanksgiving.
Frank
Happy Thanksgiving.
Frank
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Hmm..................this all reminds me of my buddy. Last year his New Years Resolution was to loose 10 pounds. He missed it by 25.
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The colonoscopy prep has been declared the official drink of 2020.
It was a nice day until that thought took residence. Gag awful stuff.ski3pin said:
Reminds me of the Dave Barry description...... sort of like the space shuttled taking off!
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Wandering Sagebrush said:
I always thought the cocktail was invented by NASA engineers with too much time on their hands.buckland said:
PaulT
Need gumbo
I thought the problem with that stuff was that after some people took it, you had to barium.
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I see what you did there...PaulT said:I thought the problem with that stuff was that after some people took it, you had to barium.
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Mighty Dodge Ram
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Me neither! But I’ve found that some things are much funnier when viewed in the rear view mirror.
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If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
I have an uncle in Abu Dhabi.
Everyone asks, “What does your uncle in Abu Dhabi DO...?”.
Apologies to Fred Flintstone.
Everyone asks, “What does your uncle in Abu Dhabi DO...?”.
Apologies to Fred Flintstone.
hebegebe
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2 of those steps are field trips, one to a river in North Africa, Denile, the other to Middle East, Babbleoneyemgh said:There's a 12-step program for people who talk too much. It's called On and On Anon.
Did you hear about the parent that got a call from his child's music teacher?
The teacher said the parent had a real Elvis for a son!
The parent enthused "Well! Wow! Thanks, I..."
The teacher interrupted and said 'No, your son was found dead on a toilet in the men's room."
The teacher said the parent had a real Elvis for a son!
The parent enthused "Well! Wow! Thanks, I..."
The teacher interrupted and said 'No, your son was found dead on a toilet in the men's room."
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Urgent, new home wanted! This is Bella, she’s an 8 week-old German Sheppard puppy, I bought her as a surprise for my wife for Christmas but it turns out she is allergic to dogs so I am now urgently looking to find her a new home I don't want any money just free to a good home. Her name is Angie she's 45 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who drives, she is a great cook, good with kids and always keeps a clean house.
pvstoy
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After a good laugh, my gal said "that's bad"
