Groan! I love these crappy jokes!
ski3pin said:Toilet stolen from police station. Cops report they have nothing to go on.
Wandering Sagebrush said:All the leads went down the drain...
buckland said:But are flush with suspects.
PaulT said:May I assume these last few posts are in loo of a new joke?
Paul
buckland said:My friend John thought that too.
Wandering Sagebrush said:Groan! I love these crappy jokes!
CougarCouple said:Thank you all. Definitely need that this evening. On a side note I have to go!
Russ
cwdtmmrs said:Apparently the cops can't finish the paperwork either.
Tuff Guy 62 said:But when they do finish the paperwork, I'm sure it will be the biggest vowel movement ever!
And now for something completely different:
C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says "sorry we don't serve minors".
Actually...no joke, this kinda happened to me, at my house, in real life. It was great! When the hyper/OCD person left, my house and yard looked better than they had in years!ski3pin said:... people who have OCD. I don't have it, I'm just hoping they'll take one look and start cleaning.
Then it will work! Thanks Mr. BC.MarkBC said:Actually...no joke, this kinda happened to me, at my house, in real life. It was great! When the hyper/OCD person left, my house and yard looked better than they had in years!