craig333
Riley's Human
The turkeys mounted a counterattack!. Oh man I never missed an episode.
Actually turkeys do fly in short bursts,like quail.But not after being dropped from a chopper.Smokecreek1 said:They can't-god I forgot that old show!
Smoke
Thanks Frank. We have turkeys around our place and I have seen them fly up to the roof of the house, over the fence, etc. I was wondering if this was referring to only white farmed turkeys or what.Casa Escarlata Robles Too said:Actually turkeys do fly in short bursts,like quail.But not after being dropped from a chopper.
Have a great turkey day and also Hanukkah.Make sure you do Hanukkah right as it won't fall on T day for another 77,000 years.
Frank
Took me a minute but once my slow brain got this I laughed.That's when he realized he had made it home safely.
Ted don't know about the white farmed ones,maybe not.But the wild ones do fly and more that you would think from such a large bird.Ted said:Thanks Frank. We have turkeys around our place and I have seen them fly up to the roof of the house, over the fence, etc. I was wondering if this was referring to only white farmed turkeys or what.
This one reminds me of the old rural tale about the farmer who, after a night in town, missed the house and went in the barn by mistake and curled up next to the brood sow. He rolled over and said, "Martha, we've been sleeping together for going on forty years and I don't ever remember the double row of buttons on your night gown."leadsled9 said:After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realized he had made it home safely.
I saw that over the urinal in the Church Key, a downtown bar near the University in Madison, Wisconsin.Wandering Sagebrush said:Not a joke, but funny (at least to me)...
Penciled over the only flush urinal in our hanger in Vietnam... 1968-69
"Don't look now, but you've got Nixon by the neck."
That sounds about right.ski3pin said:[SIZE=10pt]Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.[/SIZE]