I need to hear a good new joke

[ski3pin]

I asked my wife last night, "You know if I die, could you please bury me with a roll of toilet paper. At least, as I move over to the other side, I'll be able to clean my back side."

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Had to add this here also.
Frank

 

[ski3pin]

I'm feeling a bit homesick today. This helps.

 

[MarkBC]

I'm feeling a bit homesick today. This helps.

...

I actually lol-ed.

 

[PaulT]

We’ve got to get the country opened back up. Not much more left in the barrel.


Paul

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Good one Ski that would come in handy when you talk to your family in Wisconsin.
Frank

 

[Manfred65]

Oh guys,

sounds like i have to learn a lot.

That´s like German and Bavarians from deepest Bavarian Forest
Get me one more beer!

 

[ski3pin]

I just realized 2020 is a leap year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March, and April lasts 5 years.

 

[PaulT]

*2**10

Paul

 

[smlobx]

If dogs could text...

 

[smlobx]

If dogs could text...

more here..
https://www.cesarsway.com/12-hilarious-text-messages-youd-get-if-dogs-could-text/

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

If dogs could text...

more here..
https://www.cesarsway.com/12-hilarious-text-messages-youd-get-if-dogs-could-text/

Love it!

 

[ski3pin]

I grew up with Bob Hope, Steve Jobs, and Johnny Cash. Now there's no jobs, no cash, and no hope. I sure wish nothing happens to Kevin Bacon.

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

I grew up with Bob Hope, Steve Jobs, and Johnny Cash. Now there's no jobs, no cash, and no hope. I sure wish nothing happens to Kevin Bacon.

Groan...
I love it

 

[Mighty Dodge Ram]

I’m passing that one along!

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Always like seeing that one.
Frank

 

[ski3pin]

Spring is planting season. Five weeks ago I planted myself on the couch. The growth has been incredible.

 

[ski3pin]

If salad is so good for you, why is it so hard to bbq?

 

[ntsqd]

If salad is so good for you, why is it so hard to bbq?

That is sig file material right there!!!

 

[DesertDave]

They say that smoking is bad for you. And they say bacon is bad for you.

But if you smoke bacon, it's cured!