I asked my wife last night, "You know if I die, could you please bury me with a roll of toilet paper. At least, as I move over to the other side, I'll be able to clean my back side."
I actually lol-ed.ski3pin said:I'm feeling a bit homesick today. This helps.
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Love it!smlobx said:If dogs could text...
more here..
https://www.cesarsway.com/12-hilarious-text-messages-youd-get-if-dogs-could-text/
Groan...ski3pin said:I grew up with Bob Hope, Steve Jobs, and Johnny Cash. Now there's no jobs, no cash, and no hope. I sure wish nothing happens to Kevin Bacon.
That is sig file material right there!!!ski3pin said:If salad is so good for you, why is it so hard to bbq?